Porn Shakes

What is Porn Shakes?


1.

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey

i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.

See masturbation, pornography, porn, monkey, spank


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