What is Porn Shakes?
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the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
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People who bitchabout myspace messages that resemble this:
"Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Hey man"
Harold: Dad, my homeboy k..
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Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.
"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambima..
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it means choking the chicken, spanking the ham.
something virgins do.
You bunch of virgins.
Always jackin balls.
See jacking, balls..
