What is Porn Shakes?
1.
the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
See
Random Words:
1.
Possibly the worst game I have ever played in my life, on any console.
No, really. The biggest waste of money in the world, though perh..
1.
Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.
Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his peni..
