What is Porn Shakes?
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the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
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one who is obsessed with Lord of the Rings.
Damn, look at those ring freaks all dressed up like fucking hobbits and elves for Halloween..
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New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) ..
