Porn Star Boner

What is Porn Star Boner?


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An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.

"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"

See boner, erection, porn, star, hard-on


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