Pornament

What is Pornament?


1.

noun: a pornographic Christmas ornament.

Somehow, Rodney's Christmas tree, decked out in garish purple lights and Mrs. Santa pornaments, failed to convey the solemnity and dignity of this holiest of days.

See pornographic, wwjnd, bah humbug

2.

Pornographic Christmas tree ornaments depicting beloved seasonal figures in sexual positions, aka SantaBalls

Oh my god, will you look at that pornament! I always suspected Mrs. Claus had a thing for Rudolph and those elves. Now we really know why Rudolph's nose is always so bright at night!

See santaballs

3.

An epic competition between (1) rival porn collections or (2) rival pornography artists; Derived from the words "Porn" and "Tournament".

Specific contests can include (for type 1, porn collections) comparisons of size, deviancy, quality and variety. For type 2 (rival porn stars) contests can include comparisons of size, deviancy, endurance, creativity, flexibility, precision and/or ability to induce a knockout blow.

(1) Ronnie was confident his years of porno collection could beat anyone; therefore he challenged his friends to a pornament.

(2) The rivalry between Jenna Jamesonand Briana Bankswas so intense it could best be described as a "pornament".

See porn, tournament, pornstar, olympics, trees


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