Pornasticate

What is Pornasticate?

1.

To put off all other activities for the sake of watching pornography.

Person A: Hey, I haven't finished these TPS reports because I can't quit watching porn.

Person B: You know you shouldn't pornasticate.

See procrastinate, porn, lazy, horny, hermit

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