Pornbot

What is Pornbot?


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One of those annoying spammer programs in chatrooms that sits there spouting random gibberish such as "I'm naked on my profile - go look!", "Any lonely boys want to chat?" and other such drivel. These irritating little bastards can PM you as well, and some even have a rudimentary parsing facility so they can pretend to be human. Pretty soon chatrooms will be full of these little critters talking to each other, while all the real people will have found girl/boyfriends and got themselves productive jobs.

BOT: a/s/l

ME: Fuck off you twat

BOT: That's great, my name's Alicia. Want to chat?

ME: I rape pigs

BOT: come to my website, I'm naked ;)

ME: (presses IGNORE button)


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