Porncrastination

What is Porncrastination?


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much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework

Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.

Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS

kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

See jerking off, masturbation, procrastination, jackin the beanstalk, buffing the banana, Chilly Willy


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