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While giving head, a piece of foreskin gets lodged against your esophagus. You try to hack it up and it still sticks.
When Ms Patton we..
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To be kicked so hard in the nuts that your balls are knocked into your mouth, thereby you are teabagged by yourself.
Andria kneed me so..
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The true meaning of the acronym LSD. Anyone who has had a bad experience with LSD knows this.
I took a four way hit of acid and thought..