Pornfusion

What is Pornfusion?


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A state of undecided befuddlement when overwhelmed with too many genres and titles while shopping for porn. A sufferer can be characterized by a vacant stare while tugging at one's penis through the thin lining of his front pockets. If left untreated, the afflicted will either leave with way too much porn (like 12 three day rental DVD's) or will shuffle out of the adult video megaplexxx with nothing but sticky boxers.

Knowing he had all afternoon to kill with no girlfriend and no drinking buddies, Christian decided to head on down to the porno shop. When faced with over 10,000 new titles, he slipped into a state of pornfusion from which he didn’t emerge for nearly 3 hours. Luckily for him, the store manager recognoized the symptoms of pornfusion and used the smelling salts he had on hand to bring Christian to his senses.

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