What is Pornies?
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1. A fellow who primarily enjoys in the company of MPEGS featuring blond women getting it from horses.
2. Someone who would rather view porn then real people.
I've never seen that fellow there.
He looks nice, but he's really one of those pornies.
Tom is such a pornie; I asked him to come to the party, but he said he had to help his sister do her homework.
