Porning

What is Porning?

1.

Porning comes from the verb "porn,"

In the infinitive case, it is "to porn"

Definition: To watch porn

Dude, you haven't been talking for a while. Are you porning?

My girlfriend got mad at me because I porned too much last weekend.

2.

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

See masturbation, porn, masturbating, bitch seat, driving

3.

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

See porn

4.

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

See quines, loons, parties, buckie

5.

Porning; verb

The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.

often combined with kronging

Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.

Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!

See porn, porning, porned, krong, kronging

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