Porniture

What is Porniture?


1.

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"

"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."


95

Random Words:

1. Another name for an erect penis. Only those with strong erections possess the skills to hang a towel off of their dinghy. Bathtub Betty..
1. An alcoholic shot known best for its success rate of clothing removal. The shot contains Wild Turkey, Patron, and 151. Streaking is not..
1. To fuck oneself. Commonly used combined with the word "Go", as in "Go auto-copulate", best used in a polite tone as..