Porno Burger

What is Porno Burger?


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MiChi's (pron. mee-shee) perfect combination of ground beef and ranch dressing mix cooked over grilly goodness. The taste is so amazing it is like an orgy i your mouth and should be considered pornographic.

Josh: "Yo man.. and the wife are grillin' and drinking tonight. Wanna stop over?"

Wiz: "Will there be porno burgers?"

Josh: "Of course!"

Wiz: "God damn right I'll be there!!"

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