Porno Hand

What is Porno Hand?


1.

Having a wank.

See Jerking Off, Bashing one out etc.

Has to be said in the right context.

Having a wank = Got your porno hand out.

Often used whilst watching porn.

Liam: Hey you there? Why aren't you talking?

Dave: Hang on I've got my porno hand out!

Andrew: I had my porno hand out three times today!


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