What is Porno Man?
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The greatest superhero that ever lived. He flies in his Porno Glider and blasts his enemies with his insane porno blasters. He also has porno goggles that lets him see through hot women's clothing. His Arch enemy is Gay Porno Man whose identity I cannot reveal at this time.
Porno Man, He's our hero, Gonna reduce GAY porno down to ZERO!
With your sexual powers combined, I AM PORNO MAN!
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