Porno Pixy

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The ultimate cockteasefor the unwillingly confused, by our sick AmericanSociety, heterosexual male collegeaged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet datingsite and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.

Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that sluttyprofessional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.

Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.

See cocktease, pixy, romantic, bored, internet dating, love, phone sex

2.

The ultimate cockteasefor the unwillingly confused, by our sick AmericanSociety, heterosexual male collegeaged romantic. That is, a young, bored and flirtatious trophy wife who posts a semi-fake ad to an internet datingsite and proceeds to act like she's falling in love with him so that she can have the most authentically scandalous phone sex behind her husband's back.

Also related, a hyper-romantic female who goes beyond all of society's standards to be free, only to get trapped in a stagnant office job where she becomes that slutty professional who is obviously enjoying the insurance broker, hedge fund manager, congressman and county judge in all different holes.

Man, you just see that porno pixy blow by in that Benz! Shit, I bet her husband is paying good money for her dildo and broadband access as he loots the wealth of American society through collateralized debt. After all, a hottie needs her wand and spells in order to make any would be male sucker co-ed believe he is her soulmate.

See fantasy, pixy, phone sex, trophy wife, whore, internet dating


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