Pornocalypse

What is Pornocalypse?


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The death that all humanity faces when men watch porn and jack off so much that our groinalregion becomes insensitive and our balls must migrate to our chin then no person will think ever again from fear of public orgasms from thinking and scratching their chin. This will lead to mankind being dumb as shit forever.

Tommy lost 98% of his brain power after the pornocalypse.

See porno, apocalypse, groinal, insensitive, dumb as shit


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