Pornocrat

What is Pornocrat?


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(noun) A person who is an experienced, cultured viewer of pornography. He finds the latest and best quality porn, whether in video or print format. Yet he never boasts about his talent -- he's a quiet connoisseur of few words, speaking about pornography only when spoken to. When his friends need porn, they know they can turn to him for help.

He prefers actresses who are fresh, innocent, and new to the business; not the cliched bleach-blond bimbos. He is a connoiseur of the sex industry.

Johnny is quite the pornocrat -- he knows the difference between Swank and Barely Legal. As well, he prefers Mike's Apartment to the Bangbus.


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