What is Pornometer?
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Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
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A very unliked person/thing that sticks around places where he obviously doesnt belong.
Man that kid that wouldn't shut up at lunc..
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a kid named michael that has a dick in his ass
cespedes is mike the dike
See fag, homo, dike, flamer, mike..
