What is Pornometer?
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Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
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1 )known for causing a large physical attraction, that is sometimes uncontrollable and completely unreasonable.
2)Someone who provides..
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A marshmallowthat is toasted over a candle flame.
We made some ghetto marshmallows today because it was too cold to make a fire outside..
