What is Pornometer?
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Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
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Fat stupid hat that ruled the Hawaiian islands way back when
He had kankles too
King kankles
honk if you think my kankles are sexy
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Ul*tra*o*me*ga (Ol-truh-oh-may-guh)
- Adj.
1. The ultimate level of extreme excessiveness.
"I ultra-omega love you!"
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Game made by Treyarch set in the WWII in the Pacific Ocean. You are either a U.S. soldier who fights the Japanese or a Russian soldier ..
