What is Pornometer?
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Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
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if you look at it.... it looks like a group of aliens staring at you
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See -.-, :p, o.o, :d, >.<..
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A robot complete with 5000 dildos, and 7 different arms used to insert them into anus' of all shapes and sizes.
Also: One who is o..
