What is Pornometer?
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Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.
"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."
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A person who is both a prick and pretentious at the same time.
"I only listen to music that isn't mainstream or that people h..
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noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.
Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make ..
