Pornosaurus

What is Pornosaurus?


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Pornosaurus is a mythical dinosaur which appears on late night german TV and has sex with desperate women, also he has a lime-green ejaculate, which shock many, especially with the volume and colour of substance produced.

"How the hell did they work out he (Pornosaurus) has green cum!! UHHHHH!


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