Pornstache

What is Pornstache?

1.

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

See Shower Stalker

2.

ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.

CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.

See moustache, facial hair, fugly, george eads, porn

3.

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

See mustache, porn star, porn, facial hair, beard

4.

A specific individual wearing aforementioned pornstache.

That fucktardpornstache is wearing a jacket that only a rigger monkey would have.

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