What is Pornstache?
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Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars
"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"
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ill-advised moustache resembling a moustache a porn star would have.
CSI's George Eads was sporting a pornstache for several episodes.
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A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.
Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.
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A specific individual wearing aforementioned
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fucktard pornstache is wearing a jacket that only arigger monkey would have.
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Your cock and balls, hence the name cock-n-balls. See basket of fruit or dick.
Person 1: Hey check out my cock-n-balls!
Person 2: Nice..