Porntache Edit Meaning

1. Getting a handjob with a finger up your ass while having your testicles licked. Laura is so popular, she gives zesty Italians on the fi..

1. 1. A witty comment. 2. To make love to an electrical outlet. I think captain pete is a little crusty from that last zinger. 2. A s..

1. (noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Fo..