What is Porntastic?
1.
a word used to describe something on par with excellent pornographic material
Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well...
your mom !"
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2.
Good. Like porn is good. But porn isn't merely good. It's something far better than "good," and that's why when you use this word people will know what you mean.
"There's a money tree in the backyard and it's cookin' omelets and singin' dirty limericks too!"
"That's porntastic!"
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3.
Normally pertaining to the female sex, an adjective that defines a person's sexuality, usually in a risque or porn-type way. Women who wear very short skirts with high heels and flaunt that they are doing so normally are defined as such. It is not always used as a derogatory word. Similar words are
That girl is porntastic.