What is Pornwire?
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The ethernet cable kept attached to your wireless router for downloading large files, such as torrents and streaming video of what is usually, of course, porn
To a visiting friend with a laptop: "The wireless has been acting up, but feel free to just use the pornwire behind the cable box."
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The first vag that you laid your lips on! (Unless you came via a C-section)
A: I just licked my first vag!
B: No, you licked your mom..