What is Porny?
1.
The desire to watch porn.
Tom:What do you want to watch today?
Bob: I dunno I'm feeling kinda porny today.
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2.
used to describe any object, person, place or action that is like porn, ie. tacky and slutty
"Have you seen Katie around? She's been acting very porny lately!!"
"Maybe you shouldn't wear those boots; they look rather porny."
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3.
A cornier version of porn
"That slut liking her GUTTA is porny"
"Dad, can i get a porny?"
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4.
of Graeco-Roman origin, Porny means to be horny for porn, thus PORNY!
Joaquin: Man dude, I'm really Porny!
Tyler: Dude, lets mouth kiss.
(awkward silence)
5.
a way to describe the acting in a porn film. it's always terrible. A play on the word corny.
I was watching Backdoor Whores 4 the other day and the acting was more porny than usual.
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6.
adj. used to describe boys who should do porn, or boys you would like to see in porn.
Why are skaters all so porny?
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7.
porny rides camels in some random sand dune
v1. PORNY IS AN IDIOT
v2. PORNY IS AN IDIOT
v3. PORNY IS AN IDIOT