What is Porque?
1.
Noun; pronunciation same as "TORQUE", thusly pronounced like "Pork" - (i.e. as in reference to a variable force produced by a motor engine. With a P.)
Def: The inherent, and often surprising strength/force of a large person (or hefty, chunky....chunky monkey), when applied to moving seemingly unmovable objects.
Jack: I had a quack attack when I saw that boulder moving!
Jane: A what? What do you mean you saw a boulder moving?
Jack: That fluffy dude just nudged that huge ass rock, and it shifted! He must have some porque, in addition to his sheer humanity.
Jane: Whatever. I'm hungry.
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2.
Translation: "Why?"
Guy Anon 1: I totally banged your mom last night!
Guy Anon 2: PORQUE!
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3.
A severely incorrect way of asking "what are you talking about" or "what is it"
Porque?
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