Porridge Pants

What is Porridge Pants?


1.

Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.

I got so scared that I had porridge pants!


69

Random Words:

1. When someone with dentures, takes out those dentures and gives you a blow job. Man, I was with this girl last night and she gave me the..
1. A slap across the face using an erect penis. Cindy was just about to blow me when I gave her a vertical slap. See mushroom bruise, har..
1. The spot on the back of your leg where the knee bends. When bent, it stands as an acceptable substitute for an actual vagina. I didn&ap..