Porridge Stirring

What is Porridge Stirring?


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To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?

B: Absafuckinlutely!

A: You stirred my porridge!

B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)


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