Porridge Wog Edit Meaning

1. Idiot bait. Frequently used by rational people to lure idiots into reading their O.F. comment, which usually consists of random nonsense..

1. Masturbation when likely to get caught. See danger wank Richard, deciding to see what a risk wank was really like, dropped his trouser..

1. When you use the stylet from your pda or smart-phone to clean the wax out of you ears. I forgot to clean my ears this morning so I had ..