Porsche

What is Porsche?


1.

like ferdinand porsche said:

the car that nobody needs, but everybody wants

i dont know what example i should give!

2.

The best car manufacture on Earth. German precision engineering and total kick ass power. The 911 Turbo is and always will be one of the greatest cars ever.

Porsche also manufactured German tank turrets during WWII. The Pzkpfw VI King Tiger used a Porsche turret.

"The Porsche 911 Turbo kicks all other cars asses."

"Stuttgart Power!"

3.

Robles (Paul Bates' character) described the Porsche best, in the 1990 movie "Crazy People":

"Porsche.... It's a little too small to get laid IN.... But you get laid, the minute you get OUT."

That's more like it!

4.

The ultimate mid-life crisis car.

When Carl noticed his receding hairline, the first thing he did was run out to the local Porsche dealership, where he bought a bright red 911 with a rear spoiler the size of a dinig room table.

5.

pronounced por-sha, not porsh. ferdinand's from germany.

Mir gefallen die Porsches... Mein Lieblingsauto.

See car, fast, ferdinand, bmw, lotus

6.

Porsche is one of the more popular sports car manufacturer. Founded in 1931 as an engineering consultant by Ferdinand Porsche. The most popular model as of yet is the 911, which made its debut in 1964 as a sportive car. It has always come with a Boxer-6, but the displacement is generally upped every evolution. Despite the ever-evolving chassis and engine, the styling is often described as timeless and the engine remains in the rear(not ideal). A turbo model of the 911 has been in the line-up for 30 years and has cemented Porsches place in performance car history by reversing everyones' views about turbo cars. Porsche also offers their cars for less than Ferrariand Lamborghini which keeps them as an "affordable" sports car.

Some say Porsches are not built to perfection, but are engineered to perfection.

7.

German for Penis Extension

When Johnny reach the humble age of 45, he looked down and thought 'I know what'll make it look bigger....a Porsche!'

See german, 911, boxster, porche


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