Port Aransas

What is Port Aransas?


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A drinking town with a fishing problem.

A place where kids party in a pasture (a big muddy field).

A place where the inside of the jail cells are pink.

A place that includes 10 attractive girls. Cassie Peacock, Hannah Jones, Meredith Berry, Katy Fries, Megan Calloway, Judy Wright, Kelsey Ortiz, Becky Mccall, Savana Nixon, and Emily Scott

guy: Hey wanna go get fucked up at the beach?

other guy: Yeah lets head out to port aransas.

guy: fuck yeah the girls are hot

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