What is Port Bird?
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
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Its when you grab your penis and smack it till it does something. For maximum damage think of girlswhile doing it.
I just saw a member ..
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When a public toilet is so repulsive but you can't wait to find another. A person squats over the toilet without ever touching it ..