What is Port Bird?
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
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leaving a skid mark on a white sofa while having sex in a "backward cowboy" position.
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