What is Port Bird?
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
Random Words:
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Candy peeps and friends.
I was with my Peeperkins.
See friends, candy, peeps, sugar, love..
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Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
"No, I can&..
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What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2
OMG I feel like such a ..
