Port Bird

What is Port Bird?


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A girl from Port Glasgow; a shit hole between a shit hole called Paisley and another shit hole called Greenock, best descirbed as Scotlands answer to the Essex girl!

"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?

What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!


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