What is Port Bird?
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A girl from Port Glasgow; a
"Hello my name's Irene and I'm fae tha Port, fancy a blow job"?
What's the difference between a Port Bird and a Walrus? One smells of fish and has a moustache, the other one's a Walrus!
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You've heard of the ugly cry... You cry so hard you look in the mirror to see how bad you look. This is the ugly laugh.
When you..
