Port Muscles

What is Port Muscles?


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The belief that one becomes many times stronger after consuming a large amount of Port - a sweet red high alcohol content wine. In addition to a sweet buzz, the drinker tends to believe they are stronger than they actually are - often challenging other to arm wrestling and push up contests.

After consuming a few glasses of 20% port, Ross thought he could lift up a 1 ton concrete slab. Obviously he had port muscles.

See port, muscles, drunk, alcohol, strong


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