Port Richey Punch

What is Port Richey Punch?


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"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.

Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."

Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.

See florida, old people, cheap


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