Port Richey Punch

What is Port Richey Punch?


1.

"Port Richey Punch" is what old people make to scam waitresses out of tips in New Port Richey. They order a glass of water with a slice of lemon, then proceed to add every bag of sugar on the table to make lemonade.

Old lady: "I'll just have a glass of water. With lemon, please."

Waitress: Fuck you and your port richey punch makin' ass.

See florida, old people, cheap


32

Random Words:

1. The word "Turin" is used to describe a series of unfortunate events. Turin Turambar is a tragic character in J.R.R. Tolkien&a..
1. Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use ..
1. When you're in a long queue at the post office, or bank, or reception desk at the STD clinic, and people have to pass through the q..