Port Royal

What is Port Royal?

A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.

pros: cheap as hell

Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head

Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal

Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!

See rum, port royal, cheap, evil

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Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.

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