What is Port Royal?
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A rum most evil. consumption of port royal rum may burn your nose, eyes, and throat and if drunk correctly will lead to mass destruction.
pros: cheap as hell
Cons: you might wake up in the morning with a total stranger with numerous impending lawsuits over your head
Kid 1: yo lets split a handle of port royal
Kid 2: FUCK last time i drank port royal i was put on probation!
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Best Roll your own tobacco around. Cant get it in Uzbekistan thou (wot a cunt).
Fuck off they're my Port Royals there's no filters in these ones.
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what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.
nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!..
