Port Vale F.c

What is Port Vale F.c?


1.

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

See matt


48

Random Words:

1. cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it. man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?" friend replies "..
1. Basically someone acting like a completely asshole so you call them a small syringe with detachable nozzles for fluid injections, used ..
1. a sexual position in which a girl puts caviar (something somone with a monacle might eat) in to her mouth and then performs oral sex on ..