Porta Blumpkin

What is Porta Blumpkin?

1.

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

See blow job, blumpkin, gross shit
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