Porta Swamp

What is Porta Swamp?


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A Porta Swamp is a really sweaty glove you can wear, so that you can capture the essence of the swamp with the palm of your hand. The underwear format is available too.

The Porta Swamp is disgusting and feels hot and humid on the hand itself. I love it!


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