Portabella Mushroom

What is Portabella Mushroom?


1.

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."e...I wanna be a steak"

2.

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day


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