Portabella Mushroom

What is Portabella Mushroom?

When a guy presses his cock on a mirror and says "I want to be a steak", this is a portabella mushroom

Boink...."e...I wanna be a steak"

the foreskin of a penis flarign out wide to make the penis resemble a mushroom

that chick made me flare up like a portabella mushroom all day

Jentzen

1. when you are at a friends house. you look behind you and see a penis. your friends penis. you gasp... but WAIT it gets better, then he b..

Zoozies

1. Lint on some kind of object. Some dude taking off socks: Woah man, i have a shitload of zoozies on my foot. Some dude taking off socks..

Urban Missionary

1. A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang. I was pushin rope with w..

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