What is Portable Douche Kit?
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one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;
the very person who is so totally douched up
Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.
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while in the woods or camping, u take a wooden walking stick and set in on fire, then u make up your own ritual dance and swing your sti..
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Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist.
Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there!
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