Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad

Espot

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Your Mum

1. Humourous response to any question where a noun or noun-phrase is expected. See also: Yer mum Q: What time is it? A: Your mum. Q: Un..

Xyenism

1. The religion which is based on the owning of your mom. I am a follower of Xyenism, therefore, I am your dad...

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