Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad

Kitn

1. Kicked in the nuts, the TV show on Channel 101. Also known as KITN. Created by Michael Henry and Patrick Henry. Julie: "Did you ca..

2000 Calories

1. To do 2 steps one burn 400 Calories then to have sex with the girlfriend and boyfriend. 1. see 400 calories 2. i lost 2000 calories wi..

Fimh

1. friend in my head A celebrity or other famous person you don't know personally but he or she seems like the type of person you wo..

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