Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad

Pink Ski Slope

1. Affectionate term for a ladies private bits. Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfor..

Quisk

1. a red-headed jew. ally: did you see that? kier: yeah i think it was red-headed... ally: no way, that betch right der was a quisk. ki..

Fuesfoad

1. Acronym for Fuck U, Eat Shit, Fuck Off, and Die Your pissing me off.. fuesfoad bitch! See fuck, off, eat, shit, die..

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