Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?


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one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad


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