Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad

Vira

1. One who likes to frequent the Adult Entertainment clubs to buy cookies. Man i bet i know what that vira wants to do tonight. See playe..

Jungos

1. noun: female breasts, referring usually to ones that are freakishly gigantic in proportion. Stop swinging your jungos around like that,..

Tits On A Skewer

1. I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble... exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits ..

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