Portable Douche Kit

What is Portable Douche Kit?

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.

Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.

Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

See douche bag, douche nozzle, douche, wad

Otchcrotchbegotchen

1. Synonym for awesome from the latin word otchicrotchimariachi. Dude this party is SO otchcrotchbegotchen! See awesome..

Ortizzle

1. Boston Red Sox DH and 2004 ALCS hero, David Ortiz. "Man, Ortizzle killed the MFY's!" See Derek..

Jarshin

1. what you say after you call someone a n***** Ohh, I am sorry for calling you that, I was just jarshin See joshing, playing, joke, rolf..

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