What is Portable Fuck Toy?
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a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body
I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!
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An amazing person who plays in the band kill the past
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loose poop.
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The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
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