What is Portable Fuck Toy?
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a girl who is so small (generally 110lbs or less) that you can pick her up and essentially jack yourself off with her body
I grabbed her by the waist and pulled her up and down on my cock until I blew my load. She's a great portable fuck toy!
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A gathering of friends on a thursday afternoon with festivities that include basketball, streetball, and koofball. It rarely occurs that..
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A person or organization that makes profit from having nonprofit status.
See also poverty pimp
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A sandwitch made by a retard or you blaming something dumb on the sandwitch you ate.
I've been a klutz. Did I eat a retard sandwit..
