Portable Ham

What is Portable Ham?

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

See portable, ham, best, thing, ever

Pildo

1. Freezing a fresh piece of human feces and using it as a dildo on your significant other. I knew she was dirty but who would have though..

Long Le

1. a very very small penis "Jimmy has a long le" or "Susan doesn't like the long le" See cock, dick, small 2. ..

'koff

1. Another way of saying 'fuck off' <Chris> you suck GazCT <GazCT> 'koff See fuck off, fuck-off, 'koff, ..

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