What is Portable Safe?
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Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
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Random Words:
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to punch someone in the ass with a raised knuckle, with great force
joe was leaning on the bar and got an avacado asshole punch
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someone who constantly is ruining your life.
and smilies while they do it.
"Argh, you're such a LIFE RUINER!"
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