What is Portable Safe?
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Just like a normal safe, only completely useless. It keeps all your valuable possesions and whatnot inside, safe from prying fingers. However, if stolen, which should easily be done, seeing as it's portable, defeats the purpose of it being a safe. It can easily be pried or torched open later.
Who in their right mind would think a portable safe is actually keeping anything safe?!?
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Pulling an Ortiz is the act of skipping either a break or lunch in favor of getting more work done. This phrase is only used if you are ..
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To take a monster dump
Time to rock the bathroom, tape the simpsons, this is gonna take awhile...
See Gary..
