Portablumpkin

What is Portablumpkin?

Getting a blowjob while shitting in a porta potty

I was at this tractor pull in Tomah and got my woman to give me a portablumpkin.

See blumpkin, blowjob, shit, portapotty, crap

I Have To Pizzle Fo Rizzle

1. I have to pee for real. "Where's the bathroom?" "Why?" "I have to pizzle fo rizzle." See Amanda..

Dick Meat

1. womens favorite food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!cock i had to serve my girl an extra helping of dick meat last night...

3 The Hard Way

1. An impossibility; very hard to achieve. Refers to craps term "the hard way" where two dice must be rolled with matching number..

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