Portadown

What is Portadown?

A town of 30,000 in County Armagh, Northern Ireland. Situated on the river Bann.

The Orange Order was founded in Portadown. Billy Wright, the LVF leader murdered in the Maze jail, was from Portadown.

Mary Peters, the olympic pentathalon gold medalist, is from Portadown.

Portadown wus playin Cliftonville saturday there was a fight as usual.

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