Portadown College

What is Portadown College?

A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.

Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.

Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.

Off Of

1. Incorrect way of saying off (yet another American corruption of the English language). I got off of the chair. <- Should be: I got o..

Zauchin

1. fat bastard that enjoys looking at other fat men naked. Michael enjoys being a zauchin (Ex., Chris Bostany See Aaron..

Uhh And Ahh

1. The "point of no return" when a guy knows he's about to cum. I didn't have such a good lay last night. It took..

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