What is Portadown College?
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A crap school in Northern Ireland that thinks it's something great when in fact it is a dirty hellhole.
Those teachers from Portadown College are pathetic excuses for human beings.
Portadown College has a great rugby team! LOLROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
Students of Portadown College are shallow and consider 'having a life' to be getting drunk at the weekends in crappy bars that serve people underage.
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The invisible force acting on drunk people that causes you to end up at places that you would not intend on going to if you were sober.
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