Portages Breakfast

What is Portages Breakfast?

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.

I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.

See breakfast, vagina, eggs, scramble

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