Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Hambrook

1. A man who drink copious amounts of alcohol to enable him to kiss chicks even though he's secretly a faggot. Steve's a hambroo..

Snicker Snack

1. The sound that a vorpal blade makes in mimsy borogoves. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! 2. When a woman takes a snickers bar and..

Penal Combustion

1. The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies. I was about to have the gr..

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