Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Make Some Friends.

1. General euphenism for taking a crap. Can be altered slightly to better describe the type of crapping situation one is about to experienc..

Zayers

1. San Fernando Valley stoner term for their parents. Dude, my zayers are raggin' on me. See parents, rents, family..

Uhde

1. A kick ass dude who used to live in El Paso but now wanders the country. That Uhde sure is a funny motherfucker See uhde, the man..

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