Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

One Handing It

1. when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating eww look at that dude one handing it in t..

Jocher

1. A celibate, cantankerous, foul-tempered, self-loathing nonentity type of person. The jochers of the world usually never leave the nest. ..

Smu-smookered

1. Drunk. Wasted. Intoxicated. Smashed. Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering. Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smooke..

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