Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Omoot

1. An expression of disgust when something doesn't go one's way Sam: Uh, you spelt that wrong Suzy: Ach, omoot! See damn, darn..

Old Mans Swimsuit

1. a condomor johnny...your old man penis and his rubber swimsuit is the condom "oooh better get my old mans swimsuit on" "..

Jarsquatter

1. An incredibly disturbing shock video in which a man sits on a jar, and proceeds to insert it in his anus. The jar breaks, after which bl..

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