Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Makin' Ribs

1. When your fucking a girl and you pull out, and politely ask her to turn over so you can glaze her ribs with your semen. I was doing thi..

Qwared

1. pronounced KWARD, meaning sexual intercourse with an Apple Ipod resulting in the ipod being 'lodged' in the hole. The girl go..

Mcelroy

1. Putting ones finger into ones own anus in order to satisfy sexual needs not met by an ugly wife. She can't ever satisfy me, so I h..

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