Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Misadventure

1. Another word for an act of folly. May happen after consuming mass quantities of alcohol, or simply by having defective genes. Brian Shi..

Iker Casillas

1. Unbelievably sexy goalkeeper for the Spanish national team and Real Madrid. AKA, the best goalkeeper in the world. The only reason I wa..

Vaji Gnar

1. A disgruntled vagina in the form of a monster. She hadn't gotten off in months and her vaji gnar was eating all the local peasantr..

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