Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

One-man Blumpkin

1. to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce "Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-m..

Xxxisode

1. Porn, sex webisode; girl on girl porn; guy on guy porn, sex videos. Alternate word: sexisode. That girl's boobs were huge in that ..

Farkent

1. The closest of close calls. JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent. See Eric..

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