Port-a-hottie

What is Port-a-hottie?

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

See closer, weekender

Oln

1. Outdoor Lance Network OLN appears to favor Lance Armstrong. See Lance Armstrong 2. OO LORD NO! when u say no in a dramatic way oln ..

Ubootat

1. A bloody queef onto one's face. It was gross, last night he wanted me to ubootat. See queef, gross, nasty, poop, blood..

Dick Hugger

1. similar to the film of aliens where a mans penis is that large that it envelops a womens face trying to spread its seed down her throat...

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