Port-a-john

What is Port-a-john?

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

See anal, anus, sex, cleveland, carl

Texas Crumpet

1. When you grab a womans vagina and lick it quickly before she notices and then throw it at her so it knocks her down. Not to be confused..

Nappy Twanker

1. a gross ass, grimey ass vagina. or a trashy unkept woman. liza manelli = nappy twanker See nappy, twanker, bank, shank..

Metrolicious

1. Describes a man who's very metrosexual and isn't afraid to show or let you know about it. Gina: Did you get your brows waxed?..

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