Portakai

What is Portakai?

1. n. A person of Portakai background.

2. n. A language spoken by people of Portakai background.

3. n. a bastardization of the name "Mordecai," which is the name of the hawk in The Royal Tennenbaums.

1. Hey, Portakee Portakai!

2. I just started speaking Portakai out of nowhere.

3. So the bird's name was Portakai, right?

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