Portard Edit Meaning

1. When the vagina of a female is so tight it feels like a fist is gripping your shank. She had the Vag Gnome, it was so tight my penis wa..

1. To look out for one's dudes in reciprocity. "Hey bro, have a beer!" "Thanks, dude! You can have sex with my comato..

1. A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..