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1. A harder, yet cooler way to spell wootness, which is used to express excitment. wootwootnessw00t "w00tn3ss! I just killed three e..

1. The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent..

1. A pleasant memory that is ruined by an honest revisiting of the events, such as seeing a movie that you loved as a kid, only to realize ..