Portard Edit Meaning

1. A fat ugly girl that works at the manor. Usually, when she says anything with the letter 's' in it, it sounds like a fart nois..

1. What it feels likes when you're eating a banana and getting a fork shoved up your butthole. Casey was guproing when her mom walked..

1. Another way of saying something is really REALLY cool and awesome. I met this guy last night and his dick was like 12inchs, our s3x wuz..